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BREAKING: Netflix apologizes for NFL live stream quality
This is why your hot takes can wait
It sure would be nice to have a functioning government right now
Someone take the pardon button away from Biden before he hurts himself
We're just X murders away from utopia
It's (hopefully) morning in Syria
The Seoul of democracy is under threat
Announcing one of the Black Friday sales of all time
My conspiracy theory about a conspiracy theorist
Jaguar doesn’t want to be Jaguar anymore
It's a national emergency, alright
It’s more like a clown SUV at this point
Trump is forever until he isn't
So you’ve decided to ghost your Trump-voting friends
As goes Starr County, so goes the nation
Thoughts on an election shocker
Who's living in a bubble again?
If only the President knew what was happening
Why is everyone lying about poor, put-upon Donald Trump?
The waiting is the hardest part
Shut up and take my magic internet money
A sign of desperation or a sign of confidence?
Notes from Newark Liberty Airport
They know you know they're lying
This election is going to be a Thriller
JD Vance, you're no Dan Quayle
Putting the "Reich" in Österreich
Like Sovereign Citizen, but woke
There’s a Trump scam minted every minute
One side is always the aggressor, even when playing defence
Wild stuff just happens with Trump, doesn't it?
I feel like we owe Matt Millen an apology
The trouble with "Russians at War"
An ominous anniversary apporaches
Russia is still fueling Europe, and vice versa
Look for the humanity, not the heresy
Free Pavel Durov! Or lock him up! I honestly don't know!
In their hearts they know David French is right
Olympic Spirit, courtesy of Iran
Democrats do the right thing (after exhausting all of the alternatives)
What a year this week has been
BREAKING: Trump chooses Vance as running mate
Ten thoughts about a failed assassination attempt
Believe it or not, Biden can still win
The Sunak Sets over the British Empire
Can Biden actually do the job or not?
It was always going to come down to the voters
Welcome to the post-liberal world
Out: horseshoe theory. In: circle theory.
By their signs, you shall know them
Am I the only one not being paid by a foreign government?
Remember, *I* am the reason for the season
It’s not just Republicans with an extremism problem
The fine line between "strength" and cruelty
The law applies to thee, but not to me
Welcome to the new age of bullying
The vibes, they are a-shifting
It's the quiet ones you should worry about
Nice speech you got there. Shame if something happened to it.
Shouldn’t we all be pointing and laughing at Iran right now?
The art and science of crybullying
Questions I'm not sure I want answered
I'm not saying Truth Social is a money laundering operation, but...
Happy Easter from your former and future President
Breaking: Mar-a-Lago closed due to unexpected plague of locusts
Is SCOTUS going to save Trump? Maybe, maybe not
You don’t have to lie about Donald Trump
Why Europe's far-right is winning
He can't get a bond. Let's give him the nuclear codes!
Which party is hopelessly divided again?
Trump: the vulnerable juggernaut
I'm not a "denier," I just want some evidence that David Irving ever really happened
If you give a dictator a cookie...
We may never know why they protested outside that ((hospital))
The present always sucks, the future is always scary, and the past is always awesome
An accidentally revealing interview
I'm not an expert, I just play one on Russian TV
Toward a unified theory of why some pop culture endures
Four reasons Trump won't pay $83.3 million
Haley 2024: In case of Trump imprisonment, break glass
Republicans, blink if you're being held against your will
Every accusation is a confession
It would have been the perfect scam, if only they could write gooder
Please televise Trump's trials
Would you risk a Haley Presidency if it guaranteed no more Trump Presidency?