Shouldn’t we all be pointing and laughing at Iran right now?
Iran flexes its muscles and shows just how pathetic and weak it is.
MAGA: “I can’t vote for Biden. He’s completely senile!”
Donald J. Trump, Ph.D.:
Someone recently wrote that everything Donald Trump says sounds like a kid who didn’t study for the exam desperately trying to bluff his way through it, and now I can’t un-see that.
The MyPillow ad is [chef’s kiss], isn’t it?
As with so many other historic developments, there’s a Simpsons episode which anticipated Iran’s weekend attack against Israel with uncanny accuracy.
Krusty the Klown is Israel, Sideshow Bob is Iran, and Bart Simpson is maybe Joe Biden in this analogy:
In case you were in a coma all weekend: in response to Israel killing one of its top generals in Syria, the Islamic Republic of Iran launched hundreds of suicide drones, cruise missiles and ballistic missiles at the Jewish state, to much rejoicing in the streets.
Not in the streets of Tehran. The streets of Toronto. But never mind.
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