It's Quibi. You invented Quibi.

Even if you're a Tucker Carlson fan, why would you watch his show on Twitter?

You can't keep a conspiracy-addled propagandist down for long, I guess:

Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson plans to launch a new show on Twitter, the pundit announced on Tuesday.

Carlson, in a three-minute video posted to his account with more than 6 million followers, made no mention of Fox News but blasted the news media more generally for what he described as groupthink.

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Carlson gave no further details on his new project, including length, subject matter or frequency.

“Starting soon. we’ll be doing a new version of the show that we’ve been doing for the last 6 1/2 years to Twitter,” Carlson said. “We’ll bring you some other things, too, which we’ll tell you about. But for now, we’re just grateful to be here.”

Longtime readers know my feelings about Carlson,¹ but I don't want to talk about him so much as I want to talk about the format.

Video on Twitter is nothing new, of course. But a daily news program on Twitter? I'm getting skyscraper-that-turns-into-a-robot-toy vibes here.