Why does Mark Carney want to destroy the world?
The carbon tax was really important until it wasn't.
Now that I have your attention, I assure you I’m being facetious. Obviously, I don’t believe Mark Carney nor the Liberal Party of Canada want to destroy the world.
Nor do I believe they could destroy the world, even if a supervillain gave them an unlimited budget in which to do so. After ten years when the supervillain checked up on the Liberals to see how the world-destruction plan was coming along, he’d find out that the world destruction equity subcommittee was waiting for a report from a sub-subcommittee responsible for convening a task force to authorize a panel to determine how to destroy the world in way which minimally impacted disadvantaged communities, but they’re having trouble finding francophone Saskatchewanians for the breakout sessions.
But I am somewhat startled to see how quickly Carney’s Liberal Party abandoned a signature policy it assured us was necessary to fight the existential threat posed by climate change:
This is like the National Socialist German Workers Pa…
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