We're officially in a simulation
Some plot twists are too ridiculous for entertainment and could only have happened in real life.
Overheard inside a movie studio executive’s office:
“So, Mr. Shyamalan, I hear you have a movie for me?”
“Yes sir, I do. It’s about the rise of antisemitism in Europe after the October 7 attacks.”
“Oh, a timely topic.”
“Yes, and there’s a shocking scene where some French Jewish kids are kicked off a plane because they were singing Hebrew songs.”
“Not surprising an airline from Spain would do that.”
“I never even said it was Spain.”
“I was right, though, wasn’t I?”
“Um, yeah. Anyway, I haven’t even gotten to the shocking twist.”
“Oh, your shocking twists are tight! What is it?”
“The pilot of the plane is - are you sitting down - one of the flight instructors who gave lessons to the 9/11 hijackers!”
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“Get out of my office.”
“Well, um, I do have this other script for a chick flick called Remember Me -”
“SECURITY!!!!!!!!!”
I never expected the Spanish Inquisition! Oh, wait, yes I did. I also never expected a Damian Penny/Ryan George crossover episode, and I am totally here for it. I assume it was super easy, barely an inconvenience?