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Three stories about lawyers who really messed up. The last one will shock you.

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Damian Penny
Aug 04, 2022
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We lawyers have been the butt of jokes for generations (the mechanical shark in Jaws was nicknamed “Bruce” after Steven Spielberg’s attorney) and, frankly, sometimes we make it way too easy for the people mocking us.

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Item: Alex Jones found out while on the witness stand that his lawyer erroneously sent all of his text messages to opposing counsel, and never in history has a video so desperately called for the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” music in the background:

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