I kind of wish QAnon were real

Thousands have thrown their lives away for...what, exactly?

Before someone uses that title to try to get me cancelled, let me clarify: it’s not that I want the governments of the world to be run by a cabal of Satan worshippers who kill children to harvest their precious bodily fluids.

But a great conspiracy that explains everything would make it so much easier to understand the world. Instead of coming to grips…