Happy inexplicably late Thanksgiving
Have a great day, my American friends, but I don’t know why you’re having Turkey Day today. My calendar, printed right here in Canada, says Thanksgiving was last month.
Enjoy your day anyway. I’m thankful for all your support over the past year. And my 25% off sale on premium subscriptions, which unlock much more content and the comment section, is on until the end of the month. Why wait until Black Friday?
I’m also thankful the NFL scheduled a game today the Bears might actually be able to win. Of course, I’m hearing people in Detroit say the same thing about the Lions.