A national divorce is right around the corner, and always will be

Secession enthusiasists haven't thought this, nor anything else, through.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

A: I'll tell you later.

Q: How do you identify the idiot in the 1st place?

A: She's babbling about a "national divorce."

I was somewhat surprised to see the Georgia Wine Mom saying a national divorce is necessary, as I just came back from the United States and saw no signs of the country breaking out into civil war. Mind you, it was Maine, which has the benefit of being next to Canada as a moderating influence.